| Mar. 12th, 2007 @ 10:25 am History of my Neopian Life |
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Current Location: My room...
How I am Feeling:  and your near me because?
What I am Listening To: The Meepit Juice Break .mp3
December 2- 2001 to October 6th - 2005
This is my Shoyru named Vortex420. She is very strong for a level 20 and I hope to get her stronger. I've been on Neopets ever since like... Either year 2000 or 2001.
That is 6 or 7 years!! :D
My Shoyru is very intelligent and often likes to play with more.. 'complicated' toys than her sister 0TheVenomater0 who seems puzzled with the mere task of opening doors... (yeah her sister is an idiot..but a cute one! ^_^ )
Incase you were wondering, 0TheVenomater0 is my other Neopet.
For the life of me, I can't even BEGIN to understand that Buzz.. Especially her odd 'eating habits'.
The two USED to have a brother.. an Eyrie actually.. His name was Phalknor..
Phalknor was not your average male Eyrie. He'd spend days preening and cooing at his reflection in a mirror.. I had to remove all mirrors from my house just so that he'd spend time with his sisters! >:(
And if THAT wasn't bad enough, he had to irritate his sisters on a 24/7 basis.
And he called Vortex420 his 'little' sister even though she was much older than him at the time and could also easily beat the snot out of him, but thankfully she only did that once...
He didn't bother 0Thevenomater0 that much when the Buzz turned and stung him right in the bum. That stupid Eyrie squawked and bawled all night. It was actually pretty funny since he got what he deserved!
For the longest time he'd just give that Buzz a weary look and skidaddle away holding his bum in fear...quite amusing...
Phalknor was an interesting family member, but he eventually became too much for both my nerves and my finances to handle. He always needed new things and top of the line ones to boot! If he didn't get his way he'd tear up the furniture...So I eventually packed his precious belongings and, with a heavy heart, placed him into the pound.
I remember that day exactly...His big blue eyes watery and pleading as he begged, "I'll be good! I promise! Please don't leave me alone! Who will wash my fur!? Who will get me my gourmet pet food!? PLEASE DON'T GO!!", but I knew that if I took him back home, he'd act the same way as he always did. So I walked away ignoring the rattling of his cage and his desperate pleas... I myself shed my own tears, for I thought I'd never see him again...my child...my poor poor sweet child..
I got home on that night and told the two sisters where he had went, and can you guess what their reaction was? They were ecstatic! Especially Vortex420 who suddenly bolted for his empty room and claimed it for his own. There were only three rooms in the house and I had slept on the couch, letting my children each have a room, but now I could have my own room I guess. 0TheVenomater0 went completely NUTS; she was bouncing literally off of the walls like one of those bouncy balls you get from a bubblegum machine.
It cheered me up, for the time being.
January 11th-2006
Eventually I found out that Phalknor had been adopted and while he felt hurt, he still enjoyed my visiting him every now and then.
March 6th - 2007
I had to demolish one of the rooms in our house because of a recent 'cooty' infestation.
You don't believe me? Look it up! Cooties are one devilish petpetpet that also likes attacking neopets as well!
My poor children were itching all over. I had to bathe them in Petpetpet-B-Gone and scrub them with a Medicinal Bath Soap. It was a difficult task considering that the Buzz HATES bathes.
So now the kids have their rooms and I again am sleeping in the livingroom, but that suits me well because I can see if they are attempting to sneak out of their rooms at night...The joys of parenthood...
March 11th - 2007
Today I got my little Vortex420 a Darigan Quetzal...well actually I didn't get it for HER, I had gotten it in a trade. I had offered a Hydruplit and 70k Neopoints for the blasted petpet and what does it do? It automatically wraps itself around my Vortex420 and refuses to budge a single inch! It won't leave even if Vortex420 TELLS it to! It is very fond of her even though it's almost her size.
Poor 0TheVenomater0 is afraid of the thing. She won't come near it at all! I guess that's because it's practically twice her size!
The Quetzal can protect my Shoyru, I know that at least considering that it KO'ed a level 80 opponent in the battledome with only six bites. For that I am thankful that it is so fond of her, for if it wasn't I would be allot more worried than I already am.
My Shoyru decided to hack into my bank account also...
At first I was like, "Where did my money go?". Then I noticed a note on the skeith's desk stating
~Dear Owner:
Your Neopet has withdrawn a sum of 7000 NP from your account.
If there is any problem, please contact the Skeith Administration Office in Neopia Central.~
I F.L.I.P.P.E.D O.U.T!! >:O
I totally went to that stupid office and they told ME that I shouldn't have given my Neopet my account pin! I DIDN'T GIVE THEM MY FRIGGAN PIN NUMBER!!!
So...I stormed home and found allot of new toys scattered around.. EXPENSIVE TOYS!
I knew it wasn't my Buzz because she knows better and she actually couldn't even use a vacuum cleaner little on hack into a bank account.
And low and behold, there in the middle of the toys sat my Golden Shoyru acting all sweet and innocent...I narrowed my eyes at the Shoyru and she gulped. The Buzz knew what was coming and hid under the couch. Vortex420 could only cower as I raised my belt out high and declared, "LET THE BEATINGS BEGIN!!!"
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Let's just say that she's not even going to DREAM about doing that again little on THINK about it! >:)
March 12-2007 11:10 AM
I visited the Tombola place today and he said, "CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WON!!11one".
Then he hands me some smelly looking fish, 5 NPs, and what looks like a lump of dung colored with food dye...Oh joy...I can hardly contain my excitement... |
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